The Jersey Maneuver

[wills]

Where has the shortest amount of time been recorded?
New York City: when the traffic light turns green and the schmuck behind you blows his horn!
The New York Maneuver

[Justin]

Yup.  We just sit there like a game of "Jeopardy"
Thumbs on the horn waiting to say

     "Who are people that don't go on green lights, Alex?"