A christmas carol with a twist!

[SPL]

Twas the nite before Christmas, and in SoCal Land,
The SVs were propped up, on front and rear stands...

The leathers were hung in the closet with care,
In hopes that new Alpinestars soon would be there...
The Children were Nestled all snug in their bed,
As visions of pocket bikes, danced in their head...

With my girl in her panties, and me with nothing on,
I fell fast asleep to a William Hung X-mas Song...
When out in the Garage I heard a loud exhaust sound,
I jumped from the bed to see what was going down...

Putting on pants I ran down in a flash,
I flew over the banister and hurdled the trash...
I knew I had to hurry can't afford to be slow,
What was making this sound, I just had to know...

When what to my bloodshot eyes did appear,
An RC211V with a dude sittin on it, in some really odd gear...
So there was this fat dude, but man he looked slick
In red and white leathers, could this be St.
Nick?

He buzzed down the street, and met up with some boys,
All rollin out, with some bad ass toys...
And then with a rumble, they all fired up,
And did stoppies as they pulled up, right back in front...

As I picked up my head, and was turning around,
I was happy as hell when I heard that V-Twin Sound...
There he was in top of the line gear,
Daniese leathers, a Chatterbox in his ear...
He had a bag full of goodies, that was flung on his back
I saw Arai labels, and AGV boxes sticking out of the sack...

His eyes how they twinkled on his bike looking cherry,
The sound from his RC211 Sleigh, sounded so scary...
He pulled off his lid, revealing the beard that he covered,
I knew right then and there, this was one bad ass mother...
He was a jolly ol' boy with a fat ass belly,
As he got off his ride, it shook like jelly...
His gear was so fresh, looked straight from the shelves,
And he was flanked by SVs ridden by elves...

With a wink of his eye, and a twist of his wrist,
I knew right then, Santa got my wish list...
He didn't say shit, he just went right to work,
Reaching in that bag with a pull and a jerk...
He laid out a grip of gear, and dropped two sets of keys,
Elves rolled in 6 sets of slicks before they would leave...
There they were, for me and my girl,
Two tricked out SVs that were out of this world...

And before I could say thank you, before I said a word,
The sound of V-Twins, was all that you heard...
He mounted his ride, with one hot chick on back,
And he sprinkled out the last goodies, he had in his sack...
Looking to his elves, he yelled out "Lets Ride"
As the elves fired up, you could sense their pride...
The last thing I heard before they wheelied out of sight,
"Merry Christmas Mother F*cker...now ride that Thing Right!"

[Adiggity]

SV's!!!!?? ??  Really??     

[Justin]

SV's!!!!?? ??  Really??