Quote of the day

[oldBolt]

Dovizioso: 'We need to get the full potential from our package'
(www.motogp.com)

Great minds think alike.  I have always said this.   

Due you think he's referring to Pedrosa package too?  Europeans go figure. 

[oldBolt]

  Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[yzinger]

an instructor and a student on a superbike track:
"Sir, but when will I know it is time to brake?"
"When you see the light of god, my friend."

[A DRAGON]

Albert Einstien said. " If Great minds are all thinking a like. Then no one is thinking. " 

[Sheldontoxicman]

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

[Justin]

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
mitch hedberg.

[oldBolt]

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.

Groucho Marx

[yzinger]

The president directly addressed Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele, who was in the audience.


"Michael for the last time, the Republican Party does not qualify for a bailout. Rush Limbaugh does not count as a troubled asset, I'm sorry," said Obama

[Sheldontoxicman]

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

[TedG]

If your child was any dumber, you would have to water him twice a day.
If you daughters IQ drops below 50..... she should sell.

New York teacher's comments on report cards.

[oldBolt]

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

Arnold Schwarzenegger

[jlavallee]

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I have to remember that one, here are a couple more.

"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down stairs"

Liberal: lib-er-al (noun): A person so open minded their brains fell out

"I could agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

"Women make the highs higher but the lows more frequent"

[trent]

"Life is like a shit sandwich the more bread you have the less shit you eat"

[oldBolt]

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush 

[trent]

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush 

opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink