Worst bike/gear thread!

[XIII]

Post up the pics of the worst bikes you've seen! Personal pics only. No cheating by using internet pics.

Take a gander at this beauty! Wow! 

The bike


The seat


Front Forks


Taped headlights


If you can't see it clearly...that's a vanity type mirror held up by some wire.


The other mirror isn't any better...


Taken at the GSR moto parking spot...I never found out who rode it...

I have another pic but I can't seem to find it right now...

[n10sive]

stop hatin' on my ride yo! 

[99 900ss duc]

i just get x's where there should be pics

[NVKrawler]

FAIL on pics.

[XIII]

FIXED! I have moar pics but i'll wait till we get moar pics from other peeps!

[zipbyu]

Who would of thought, I just need a t-shirt to fix my fork seals.  Sorry Steve,  Mr. T is my new mechanic. 

[A DRAGON]

That's what I was thinking. I've been over paying my Mechanic. He's ripping me off.

I know a guy who wears Beach Flip Flops on his Knees for protection.  He stretches the part that goes over your foot up to his knees. How long do you think they would last in a crash? OH shiiiiiitt their gone already. I can understand a guy trying to save money when ever you can. But please people sometimes you must just pay out the dough.   

I've never heard anyone after a crash wish they had worn less riding gear or they didn't need something they had worn.

I know plenty of people who have said. I need to wear more because you never know when something is going to happen.   ( ME )  I was lucky. I won't take that chance again.

I really like that helmet If it's not split open I guess I can still use it. Do you have anymore Duc Tape?

[A DRAGON]

OH god I just keep laughing.  Could you see this guy telling a cop " Where did you come from. I didn't see you in my mirrors coming up behind me?"  I think the judge would say Not Guilty. There is no way this person could see you coming behind him.

Give me one good reason why you need a lens on a front turn signal?  After a crash when a car pulls out in front of him he says. "Wow officer I don't know what happened I was just riding I hit the brakes and the front end dove to the brake calibers. I don't understand why? " I fixed that fork seal years ago!"

[A DRAGON]

Duc tape, Bailing wire and a T-Shirt. What a tool kit.

You know how much money I've saved doing my own Mantiance?

[Justin]

I'm not overpaying Steve.
I gave him my own t-shirt to fix my fork seals... 
Using my own really cut down the cost of the repair.

Thanks again 2wcp!

[A DRAGON]

I'm actually looking for another way to defer costs. I need a source to steal some used bailing wire. I have what's left of Justin Instructors vest to fix any other seal that might leak.

[Adiggity]

That guy has balls! He doesn't even worry about getting that helmet stolen. Just leaves it right on the seat. I wonder if he has a leather vest too. Only it's fake leather and it's only a vest because the sleeves are ripped off of it. Strings still flailing in the wind. Nice........

Come to think of it, that may just be Zoran's around town cruiser. I can see him tooling down the road with a lit cigarette now.....

[XIII]

Really? Nobody else have come across stuff like this? Ok, here's another pic then...

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I really have no idea about this...lol