Do not try this at home

[Tahoebrian5]

I'm certain you've all been dying to see a picture of my ass. This was a bit of instant karma on the dirt bike. Just going for a mellow cruise down a fire road... Armored shorts were left in my gear bag in the truck. I am now a reborn atgatt advocate. 

[cobra23]

Nice, looks like it feels hot enough to fry an egg on!!

[sparkygixxer]

   OMG   
that's an owie!

When you got up, did you do the ole, "Ahhh, that's gonna leave a mark?"  LOL
Sorry man, I don't envy your sit down potty breaks!!!!!

[Team Gorgonzola]

Ouch, nice bruise, at least no broken bones....

[n10sive]

just rub some dirt on it and you'll be good to go 

[A DRAGON]

OMG

That really looks like it hurts. I feel so sorry for you. Please don't put any porn on this site is what I said when I first looked at it. So if it makes you feel any better do all you want you need it. OUCH!!!!   Hang in there.

[Adiggity]

Yummy. That's a good one.

[GreenMachine]

Brian, how fast were you going on the leisurely ride?  Your normal pace? 

So what happened.  We see the damage, but how'd you lose control and how's the bike?  -- you know the important stuff, not how are you doing and glad you didn't break a hip or nonsense like that.

[mikey]

that looks so painful          glad you are ok

[Tahoebrian5]

Wasn't going fast at all, and the dirt bike is fine... It is used to getting tossed on the ground. I was going around a right hand turn, the back end slid out a bit... no big deal, flat track style happens all the time on the dirt but it kept going, next thing I know I'm on the ground facing the opposite direction. At that point I remembered the only time I hurt myself is when im just cruising. Ahhhhh, if only I had my gear on woulda been nothing!